My dear friends, brother and sisters: Tez orada buyuk sarkarda, bobokalonimiz Amir Temur tavallud topgan kuni yurtimizda keng nishonlanadi. <Autobiograhy Amir Temur> Amir Temur was born on 9 April 1336 in the village of Hojailgor near Shakhrisabz. His father was a rich man whose name was Amir Taragay. His mother was a noble woman. He was strong and handsome. His father had many servants. When he was 12 years old he began to rule over them. When he was a young man he began to go to war. He was a good horseman. In Europe he was called Tamerlane.
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