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SH O H R U H
17 авг 2013
life is beautiful when you are optimist by BLACK CLOUD
Xudoyor Rahmatov
4 июл 2013
All I have seen teaches me to
trust the creator for all I have
not seen.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Xudoyor Rahmatov
28 июн 2013
A: Just look at that young person with
the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy
or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that
you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Xudoyor Rahmatov
27 июн 2013
What is this?
Embrace The nymph
27 июн 2013
...Isaak Newton served two terms in British Parliament .
During the two years he spent in the House of Commons,he never opened his mouth except once,when he asked someone in the gallery to open a window.
Xudoyor Rahmatov
27 июн 2013
A man goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my
shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my
knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong
with you - you've broken your finger!"
Xudoyor Rahmatov
23 июн 2013
is it right?
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